Bill Maher Quotes

“That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.”

“I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?”

“I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.”

“Every day in America is a day with a shooting.”

“And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.”

“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”

“Men are only as loyal as their options.”

“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”

“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”

“What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.”