“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
Bill Maher“That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.”
Bill Maher“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.”
Bill Maher“I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?”
Bill Maher“I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.”
Bill Maher“Every day in America is a day with a shooting.”
Bill Maher“And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.”
Bill Maher, New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
Bill Maher“Men are only as loyal as their options.”
Bill Maher“I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?”
Bill Maher“If you think you have it tough, read history books.”
Bill Maher