Mickey Kaus Quotes

“I may have been the only candidate in America who failed to ride the wave of anti-establishment anger to victory.”

“Mickey Mouse is, to me, a symbol of independence. He was a means to an end.”

“Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!”

“I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness.”

“What,” came a deep male voice, “is this?”Silence froze, her hand still outstretched, clutching a damp, dirty cloth. Oh, dear Lord. Slowly she raised her eyes and found herself face-to-thighs with Mickey O’Connor’s extremely tight breeches.”

“She swallowed, watching as the servants and Harry and Bert trooped out of the room. Lad, apparently not the brightest dog in the world, sat down next to Mickey O’Connor and leaned against his leg.Mr. O’Connor looked at the dog, looked at the damp spot growing on his breeches where the dog was leaning, and sighed. “I find me life is not as quiet as it used to be afore ye came to me palace, Mrs. Hollingbrook.”Silence lifted her chin. “You’re a pirate, Mr. O’Connor. I cannot believe your life was ever very quiet.”He gave her an ironic look. “Aye, amazin’, isn’t it? Yet since yer arrival me servants no longer obey me and I return home to find me kitchen flooded.” He crossed to a cupboard and took down a china teapot, a tin of tea, and a teacup. “And me dog smells like a whorehouse.”Silence glanced guiltily at Lad. “The only soap we could find was rose scented.”

“I'm not Mickey Mouse, I'm a human being.”

“I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.”

“When I hit a home run I usually didn't care where it went. So long as it was a home run was all that mattered.”

“After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.”