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That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.

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That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.

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I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?

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I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.

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Every day in America is a day with a shooting.

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And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.

Bill Maher, New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

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Men are only as loyal as their options.

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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

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If you think you have it tough, read history books.

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What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

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