Oreo Queen Quotes

“Oreos come in packages. Otherwise known as a gift. Cherish it.”

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me', said some idiot who,1. Didn't realize HOW much words hurt2. Wasn't so smart”

“Sometimes life takes oreos. But we have to learn to deal with it.”

“I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not 100% committed to your Oreo diet.”

“Put down that bottle and pickup an Oreo instead...you"ll live longer! #JustSaying”

“Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.”

“Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.”

“Ronnie snarled and Brendon roared back.Her eyes narrowed. "You roared at me?""And I'll do it again if you can't keep your paws off my Oreos.”

“She deliberated too much afore making decisions; he acted on instinct. He liked Oreos, she preferred pasta worms.”

“People who think animals have expressionless faces are like people who can ignore an open package of Oreos. Not quite human.”