Penn Jillette Quotes

“This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.”

“I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.”

“My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.”

“To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.”

“Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.”

“We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.”

“My mom, if you asked her if she was interested in whether or not people gambled, would say no.”

“I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.”

“Technology adds nothing to art.”

“My body really, really wanted to reproduce when I was 15. It took a lot of civilization, socialization, willpower and some emulsion polymerization technology for me not to reproduce at 15.”