Richelle E. Goodrich Quotes

“A princess once carefully kissed a porcupine to be kind, upon which he began to think himself a prince. He then dressed like a prince, behaved like a prince, and announced himself to be a prince. The world, therefore, saw him as such, and so a porcupine prince he was. (Of course, most were reluctant to argue with him otherwise.)”

“I am going to the USA to catch sight of a wild porcupine and to give some lectures.”

“It felt like an eternity before he gingerly lifted himself from the table and staggered backwards. Glass shards protruded from chest to groin. The guy looked like a bloody porcupine. A cute, tall bloody porcupine. I’m tall too. Five foot ten. But he had at least four inches on me, even with my thick-heeled boots.“What’s your name?” he slurred. While visions of reckless homicide charges danced in my head, I contemplated using an alias. Finally, I said my real name, “Sam.”“Nice to meet you, Sammers. I’m Jake,” he said.”

“Before you attack the porcupine, think of its quills!”

“Jesus was crucified for doing nothingAnd God is worshiped for even less.”

“The music of rebellion makes you want to rageBut it's made by millionaires who are nearly twice your age”

“The music of the future will not entertainIt's only meant to repress and neutralize your brain”

“Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift.”

“His hair stood upright like porcupine quills.”

“There must be something to acupuncture - after all you never see any sick porcupines.”