Richard Pryor Quotes

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.”

“Aubrey Fitzwilliam knew that crisis was another word for opportunity.”

“An ally in time of need is worth more than gold.(Lady Rose quoting Scholar Tan)”

“I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.”

“I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! ”

“The black groups that boycott certain films would do better to get the money together to make the films they want to see, or stay in church and leave us to our work.”

“Let's clean up the Senate and return to politics of common ground.”

“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.”

“I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying till I get it right.”

“I realized this is what God has dealt me, and I should be thankful considering all that's happened to me in my life, but MS caused the movies to stop - stop dead - and I miss it.”