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“So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!”
Eddie Izzard“So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!”
Eddie Izzard“I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.”
Eddie Izzard“I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.”
Eddie Izzard“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
Eddie Izzard“I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.”
Eddie Izzard“I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.”
Eddie Izzard“Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.”
Eddie Izzard“Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.”
Eddie Izzard“If a man wakes up famous he hasn't been sleeping.”
Wes Izzard“If a man wakes up famous he hasn't been sleeping.”
Wes Izzard