“Be true to yourself and others will be true to you, too.”

“what's the saying? All is donkey balls in love and war?-Dan Garrett”

“No gaming outside of the venue without a sanctioned game master.”

“Dude, you know I'm not getting paid for this shit, which is probably against the law. Child labor going on right here in the heartland of America!-Dan Garrett”

“Be true to yourself and others will be true to you, too.”

“I'm scared of the geese. When I was five, my mom took me down there to feed those horrible beasts and one of them nearly took my hand off.”