“Because God took one look at Adam and said, 'Wow. This guy's going to need all the help he can get.' And here we are.”

“As I stumble through this lifehelp me to create more laughter than tears, dispense more cheer than gloom, spread more joy than despair. Never let me become so indifferent that I will fail to see the wonder in the eyes of a child, or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged. Never let me forget that my total effort is to cheer people, make them happy, and forget momentarily all the unpleasantness in their lives. And in my final moment, may I hear You whisper, 'When you made My people smile, you made Me smile.”

“Because God took one look at Adam and said, 'Wow. This guy's going to need all the help he can get.' And here we are.”