“Because we don't really sparkle.”
John G. Hartness“This isn't Dungeon & Dragons, dude. Just because I'm wearing black doesn't mean I have the Find & Remive Traps skill.”
John G. Hartness, Knight Moves“Because we don't really sparkle.”
John G. Hartness, Hard Day's Knight“He still wasn't looking at me, which meant I was still in trouble. I swear, sometimes this partnership is like being married. We fight all the time and neither one of us is getting married.”
John G. Hartness, Hard Day's Knight