“Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.”

“Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.”

“Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.”

“Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.”

“I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.”

“Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.”