“Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife.”

“When I appear in public people expect me to neigh grind my teeth paw the ground and swish my tail - none of which is easy.”

“Being pregnant is a very boring six months. I am not particularly maternal. It's an occupational hazard of being a wife.”

“I'd like to be a truck driver. I think you could run your life that way. It wouldn't be such a bad way of doing it. It would offer a chance to be alone.”

“done coma, walking/talking,art, cookery. scouts then wrote two books, asked for help, gave a book to HRH Princess Anne, tried publisher, got another DEGREE, now Google Gillian Mk2, what else can I do?”