“Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.”

“Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.”

“And-he was ashamed to admit--he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything.”

“... vampires are like gourmet chocolate - oh, so tempting, but overindulgence is a killer.”

“Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.”