“Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.”

“Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any step will have no impact on the macro level.”

“The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.”

“Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.”

“It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.”

“Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?”

“If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe.”

“... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.”

“We know the thing is four months away. Technically, it's already there and we're four months away.”

“I really need to restructure my life so I can spend more time reading abstracts and less time punching dinosaurs."- Atomic Robo”