“Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.”

“One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.”

“I'm an entertainer. If people are paying good money for tickets they deserve the best show they can see. I don't get into lighting stuff on fire, but I do believe in going the extra mile.”

“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”

“Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.”

“People never grow up, they just learn how to act in public.”