“'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.”

“I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.'”

“Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.”

“'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.”

“You know you have a gambling problem when it's 4 A.M. at the Mirage Sports Book and you're walking around going, 'Hey you get the lacrosse scores?'”