“DISARM ALL RAPISTSBut what will we doWith their legs?”

“REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age,people knowyou're fat and old.”

“(1)BEING A POETis like opening a car door& exposing yourself.(2)BEING A GOOD POETis like opening the door& exposing the passengeras well.”

“DISARM ALL RAPISTSBut what will we doWith their legs?”

“ELVIS & MARILYN:The deader they get -the more money they make.”

“THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?You're incrediburgableshe saidwhich is to sayYou're a little like incrediblebut a lot more like ahamburger.”