“Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.”

“Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.”

“Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.”

“What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce”

“Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?”

“Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.”

“Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye”

“It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General Clayton”