“Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.”

“Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.”

“What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce”

“Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?”

“Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.”

“Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye”

“It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General Clayton”