“Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.”

“Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.”

“When your family is twice as weird as normal, you have to be twice as polite to authority, because authority hates weird.”

“Don’t ever trust anyone who’s writing a book. They make up lies for a living.”

“Faith isn't absence of doubt. It's belief without proof, not without question.”

“For an age we stood there like that, me holding him by the collar of his jacket and kissing him for all I was worth, him standing there, hands up like I was frisking him with no idea what to do about it.It. Was. Awesome.”