“I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.”
Samantha Bee“My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don't want to stay inside for fear they'll go crazy.”
Samantha Bee“Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler's moustache.”
Samantha Bee