“Don't talk about yourself it will be done when you leave. ”
Wilson Mizner“All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.”
Wilson Mizner“The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.”
Wilson Mizner“It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.”
Wilson Mizner“Don't talk about yourself it will be done when you leave. ”
Wilson Mizner“Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.”
Wilson Mizner“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.”
Wilson Mizner“The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.”
Wilson Mizner“Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.”
Wilson Mizner“Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.”
Wilson Mizner“I've had several years in Hollywood and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.”
Wilson Mizner