“Don’t you realize the Internet is just a way for millions of sad people to be completely alone together?”

“Don’t you realize the Internet is just a way for millions of sad people to be completely alone together?”

“Well, reading Twitter’s a lot like staring at an ant farm,” Tobey explained while wiping some cheese from his mouth. “Except without all the productivity.”

“Don’t you realize the Internet is just a way for millions of sad people to be completely alone together?”

“But music didn't make my mother nervous. She was more concerned about the agenda of women who thought it was a good idea to wear pastel, shoulder-padded suits while they all marched single file toward a better tomorrow.”