“Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?”

“Secret 3963. It’s only a sucking chest wound if you’re not the shooter.”

“Secret 7591.42.21. Avoiding weasel words in your intelligence analysis isn't easy when your intelligence analysis is about weasels.”

“Every Friday is black where I work.”

“Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?”

“The Occupy Wall Street movement faltered when activists realized that traders were quite busy already.”

“The real mystery isn't what's under the redaction mark, but what's above it.”

“I'd rather have less time than I think, than less think than I have time.”

“The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.”

“Philadelphia is just the tip of the Pittsburgh.”

“Black graffiti on a black helicopter.”