“Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.”

“Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.”

“I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures.”

“Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.”

“It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.”

“Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.”

“I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.”

“...please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.”

“What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other.”

“...the whole 'know thyself' thing isn’t a journey to a fixed destination. Learning about myself changes me, forcing me to learn more. 'Know thyself' isn’t a goal; it’s a road.”

“Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.”

“Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.”