“Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.”

“You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'”

“Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.”

“You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!”