“For some strange reason I get some of my brightest ideas on the toilet seat, with my clothes on.”

“I have found that there is indeed a secret to a happy marriage. It is called perspective.”

“For every writer, there is a challenge of time that is only magnified in the solitude of the work.”

“If I knew what I know today, years ago, I wouldn’t change a thing about anything. I would not have appreciated what I know today if it hadn’t been for what I didn’t know.”

“Three people I take their words with a grain of salt: a person in love, a drunk and an insurance agent. They never really mean exactly what they say.”

“Dreaming is easy. Creativity is a lot of work.”

“For some strange reason I get some of my brightest ideas on the toilet seat, with my clothes on.”

“When it comes to the core of who we are, it takes incredible effort to shift more than one standard deviation from the mean of your life.”