“Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!”

“Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.”

“Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.”

“It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.”

“Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.”

“Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!”