“Gene, you wouldn’t know a good story if it was tattooed on the end of your prick.”

“Gene, you wouldn’t know a good story if it was tattooed on the end of your prick.”

“Gene, you wouldn’t know a good story if it was tattooed on the end of your prick.”

“We recognised that the youth demographic needed to be pursued, preferably with dogs.”

“No one is polite to writers.”

“In art, questions are always more interesting than answers.”