“George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.”

“George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.”

“I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose.”

“I have so much hate that it has turned into love.”

“Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!”

“I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.”

“I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.”

“Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible.”

“I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'”

“It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.”

“Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.”

“Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.”