“Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.”

“Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.”

“Glamour comes from within. My beauty regime begins with my personality.”

“I never thought that I would become a staple in the Australian cultural diet. The equivalent of bread or milk, or a fine old Tasmanian Mauve Vein. I think it's because I talk about things that people dare not mention. I don't mean raunchy things or unsavoury things. I call a spade a spade - I discuss things in a realistic manner.”

“In Australia, they really want to turn me into a religion. A religion! Can you imagine? The Church of Edna? Oh. I don't want to be over-revered.”

“I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.”