“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”

“Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”

“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”

“There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.”

“An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today. ”

“There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!Garfield, the cat.”

“Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.”

“In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.”