“Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.”

“Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.”

“Beauty, of course, is the most important requirement and the paramount asset of the applicant.”

“Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!”