“Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.”

“Nobody got where they are today by living for tomorrow.”

“A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!”

“Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.”

“I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.”

“Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.”

“A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.”

“Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.”