“He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.”

“He attempted to bark the order and succeeded, albeit with more of a chihuahua result than intended.”

“Ten wagons to choose from and you pick the only one that has a human on it. Racist.”

“Can't abide adventure. 'Adventure' is a word people use to put a shine on lack of preparation and surviving through dumb luck.”