“Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.”
Will Cuppy“Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.”
Will Cuppy“If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.”
Will Cuppy“Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.”
Will Cuppy“Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.”
Will Cuppy“Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.”
Will Cuppy“Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.”
Will Cuppy“Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.”
Will Cuppy“If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.”
Will Cuppy“As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it.”
Will Cuppy“There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes.”
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