“He’s not my god.”“Mine either. Who are you to judge me?”“Gods should always be judged.”

“He’s not my god.”“Mine either. Who are you to judge me?”“Gods should always be judged.”

“Once I was King of the Titans. Now I need a MedicAlert bracelet and a subscription to the Safe Return program. Can you put out a Silver Alert on a god? I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

“Schopenhauer wrote that to desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake. He was correct.”

“Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.”

“At my age, every day that I overcome simple inertia is a victory.”