“Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
Evan Esar“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
Evan Esar“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.”
Evan Esar“Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.”
Evan Esar“Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.”
Evan Esar“Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”
Evan Esar“Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.”
Evan Esar“The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper or his keeper's brother.”
Evan Esar“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
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