“Humor comes from self-confidence.”

“I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.”

“For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.Rita Mae Brown”

“If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.”

“Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.”

“Humor comes from self-confidence.”

“I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life time for nothing more than dollars. That's a rotten bargain”

“Lead me not into temptation I can find the way myself.”

“I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.”

“A life of reaction is a life of slavery intellectually and spiritually. One must fight for a life of action not reaction.”

“I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can.”