“I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame.”

“I came out to my parents when I was a junior in college. And it was pretty fine. They were more concerned with why I wasn't dating anyone. But now I'm 36, and I still don't date anyone.”

“Our new vice president, Mike Pence, is one of the most blatantly anti-LGBT politicians in the country, and most, if not all, of Trump's cabinet is anti LGBT equality as well.”

“Amy Poehler and I once ambushed people and made them sing Christmas carols with us.”

“I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame.”