“I am not an outsider. I am an insider who discovered that everyone else had gone out.”

“I am not an outsider. I am an insider who discovered that everyone else had gone out.”

“I am not an outsider. I am an insider who discovered that everyone else had gone out.”

“The return of the rain, beating out time on London's rooftops and pavements. Early morning Zombies sheltering beneath copies of the Standard whilst others ran screaming for cover in doorways because water from the heavens is holy and melts the undead.”

“Clearly it is God's will to place me in such a predicament," declared Philias loudly to a procession of stunned passers-by, "So God can jolly well point me towards salvation.”