“I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far my numbers haven't come up.”

“Society teaches us that everyone is entitled to their own opinion. The bill of rights informs us that we have the right to keep it to ourselves.”

“I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far my numbers haven't come up.”

“Although life and I are not always in love with each other, we do remain on close speaking terms.”