“I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.”

“I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck.”

“I've never been a blind romantic.”

“I think in general, romantic comedies tend to take one person's point of view, but every once in a while you get something that is balanced for two people.”

“Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That's why I hate romantic comedies.”

“I've made peace with the fact that the things that I thought were weaknesses or flaws were just me. I like them.”

“I would love to be on 'Top Gear' as a star in a reasonably priced car.”

“I find that with some girls, the words 'work' and 'education' have gotten a bad rap.”

“I'm simply the mom who makes the lunch, drives to school, finds where the toys are, washes the clothes, and I'm here to play. And that's all I should be.”

“I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom. That was my way of being a bad girl.”

“Every single second of every single day... I don't know if I feel like a bad mom, but at the end of the day I'm always plagued with, 'Did I do enough? Should I go in a different direction?'”