“I couldn't be a director because I couldn't put up with the actors. I don't have the patience. Why, I'd probably kill the actors. Not to mention some of the beautiful actresses.”

“I couldn't be a director because I couldn't put up with the actors. I don't have the patience. Why, I'd probably kill the actors. Not to mention some of the beautiful actresses.”

“Just learn your lines and don't bump into the furniture.”

“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.”

“Just know your lines and don't bump into the furniture.”