“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
Jack Benny“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
Jack Benny“If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
Jack Benny“Gags die, humor doesn't.”
Jack Benny“I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
Jack Benny“I don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
Jack Benny“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce murder yes but divorce never.”
Jack Benny“I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with Prudential. All I can say is: When I go they go!”
Jack Benny“I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”
Jack Benny“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”
Jack Benny“If you look at Jack Benny, George Burns, or Don Rickles, they've all had long, successful marriages. So, I think there's something about laughter and the durability of a marriage.”
Bob Newhart