“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”

“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”

“I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.”

“The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.”

“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.”

“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.”

“Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!”

“If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.”

“I was obsessed with being rich and famous.”