“I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.”

“It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.”

“I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.”

“I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?”

“If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?”