“I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.”

“I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.”

“It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.”

“I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.”

“I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.”

“The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it.”