“I drank a lot when I was a teenager and I don't drink any more, because that's when I thought, you know, I'm gonna end up a car wreck.”

“I drank a lot when I was a teenager and I don't drink any more, because that's when I thought, you know, I'm gonna end up a car wreck.”

“I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.”

“I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?”

“It's nice to be with someone, but I don't think you need to be in a relationship to feel complete. That would be really sad.”

“I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.”